It is official, I am a letch..........!!

[Bigtwin]

You'd die for an arse? I'm confused.......

.....but amused

It worked for George W in Iraq.

 

[Crackle]

It worked for George W in Iraq.

I know but way too political/satirical for Cafe

 

[Bigtwin]

I know but way too political/satirical for Cafe

I apologise to the honourable gentleman and withdraw the comment I made some moments ago.

 

[thomas]

I find it hard to relate to this post. I mean, how can a male arse be attractive - in lycra or otherwise?!
'Cept mine of course... You ever wonder where the saying "tighter than a duck's butt" comes from?

Earlier I was being a bit vain and thought my legs look nice and muscley. Then had a feel of my arse and it was like Jelly

lovely.

 

[Dave5N]

Sorry - I didn't mean to upset you.

POTD

 

[Aperitif]

You haven't seen Alberto Contador's bum then? Sitting Duck

No assumptions can be made regarding my liking for Alejandro Valverde and any of his assets.

Sittingd' can't adore
Contador.
But out ' the saddle,
he'd fancy a paddle
That's for sure!

(Very poor)

 

[summerdays]

I find it hard to relate to this post. I mean, how can a male arse be attractive - in lycra or otherwise?!
'Cept mine of course... You ever wonder where the saying "tighter than a duck's butt" comes from?

Of course a man's derrière can be attractive, sometimes its not all bad being slow and overtaken

 

[Kirstie]

Speicher - you and me - the 'Alberto Contadors bum' fan club.
Oh yes!

 

[buggi]

give me Lance's ass any day... How's them apples? Golden Delicious I would say.

(me and mate always used to shout out this when men rode past. Golden Delicious or Granny Smiths! The joke even extended to the paramedic that picked me up and took me to hospital)

is there any other reason to cycle???

 

[Bigtwin]

Well that's just the last straw. I'm not cycling ever again. Or IF I do, and it will only be to the shops for more Veet to put on my perfect arse, it will be in tweed plus fours with many bulky items in the rear pockets.

I think it's disgusting the way women treat men a sex objects.

 

[badkitty]

his derriere&thighs were a sight every woman should see at least once in her lifetime

I can't believe this hasn't already been said but...

This thread is useless without pictures....


(Oh, and Lisa, you're not alone... I find it all a bit distracting too..Try riding behind one for miles and miles and then see how you cope... )

 

[Bigtwin]

I can't believe this hasn't already been said but...

This thread is useless without pictures....


(Oh, and Lisa, you're not alone... I find it all a bit distracting too..Try riding behind one for miles and miles and then see how you cope... )

No need to imagine...

 

[badkitty]

*drifts off to consider rear hierarchy of pro cyclists*

I miss Pantani..he had a lovely backside...

 

[Speicher]

Bigtwin, why have you got flowers tucked into your helmet?

 

[badkitty]

OMG. Er, what is that, exactly Bigtwin?