It was all floppy...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Arch, 26 Nov 2007.

  1. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    ... last night, but luckily I remembered what to do, and this morning it was nice and stiff.






    I hate floppy celery, but sticking the cut stalk in a glass of water overnight does the trick. Now I can dip it in my cottage cheese without it bending...:sad:;)
  2. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Naughty girl! :sad:
  3. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Doesn't work when I get in the bath! :sad:
  4. Tim Bennet.

    Tim Bennet. Entirely Average Member

    S of Kendal
    Try cutting across the base cleanly with a very sharp knife.
  5. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    ;) :sad:
  6. sheddy

    sheddy Guru

    Ahh yes celery, that well know aphrodisiac - best used as a splint
  7. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    I feel sure that this thread has sufficient smutty innuendo to warrant the attentions of Fnaar.:sad:
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    ...all the hard work had been done by the time I got here, I'm afraid!
  9. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    I'm afraid it wasn't too hard! :biggrin::sad: ;)
  10. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Manchester, UK
    Arch starting a smutty thread????

    ...and Patrick not here????

    What is the world coming to? :sad:
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