Itchy ear? Be very worried.....

[Mile195]

I'll never think of the term "earworm" in the same light ever again...

 

[02GF74]

isn't there an african water worm that swins up your doofah by following the source of any urine, as wouuld occur if you had a pee in a river?

 

[uphillstruggler]

isn't there an african water worm that swins up your doofah by following the source of any urine, as wouuld occur if you had a pee in a river?

pretty sure that's in the Amazon but I think I will give both places a wide berth, just to be sure

 

[slowmotion]

pretty sure that's in the Amazon but I think I will give both places a wide berth, just to be sure

It's the Candiru fish.

Those with a strong constitution might wish to take a peek...
http://voices.yahoo.com/the-dreaded-candiru-aka-penis-fish-myth-horrible-503397.html

 

[ufkacbln]

I have a continual sound in my ear that causes me headaches....... It is called a Wife

 

[hopless500]

If she'd been wearing a helmet they'd never have got in there!

would have to have been a motorbike helmet though....!

 

[hopless500]

Maybe the solution is, if travelling abroad, wear hairnets over ones ears? Could be the start of a new fashion....

 

[PeteXXX]

Never mind a helmet.... A Hi-Viz jacket, safety boots & a proper risk assessment could have stopped this malarkey!

 

[slowmotion]

Always pack one of these when venturing forth into foreign countries. You know it makes sense.