Items which are good and bad in equal(ish) measure

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Coathangers:
Functional, a design triumph.
Fecking tangly bastids.

 

[slowmotion]

Zips.
Fantastic when they work.
Hateful and useless when they don't.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Perhaps I should have set parameters? Those being "when working" and "when used for what it was intended for"

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Velcro fasteners on clothing. Quick to do and very secure, but clings to everything it shouldn't.

 

[snorri]

Threads (by some members) on CycleChat.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

The penis.

Provides great pleasure in the moment, but can lead to pain, heartache and financial ruin in the long term.

 

[Markymark]

[QUOTE 4878880, member: 45"]Scots[/QUOTE]

Perhaps I should have set parameters? Those being "when working" and "when used for what it was intended for"

That's why you can't include Scots. Most don't work.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Threads (by some members) on CycleChat.

Paging @Crackle ...

 

[Drago]

Labradors.

Loving, affectionate, protective, great company.

Greedy, food crazed thieving monsters.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Scooters, great fun for kids but will swing round and smack you on the ankle evrytime you pick the fecker up to put it away.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cheese?

 

[Drago]

Deckchairs.

Comfortable

Liable to sever a limb, impossible to erect of fold away. The evil big brother to the coat hanger.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Cheese

Intriguing. I await the justification for it falling into both...

 

[User6179]

Energy saving light bulbs, 100 watt equivalent my arse

 

[Drago]

Gene Hunt.

He gets the job done.

He breaks all the rules.