Its big, and it has a foot.

[Drago]

You know me, I like to canvas my CC Sisters and Brothers for their opinions on the important topics of the day. Well, today's is a really important one. Forget peace in the Middle East, forget antisemitism in the Labour party, because we are cutting straight to the heart of the matter and discussing...

Bigfoot.

AKA Sasquatch. Possible AKA Yeti.

Does it exist? Discuss.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Yes, but it's just a gorilla who's had a few too many donuts

 

[Dave 123]

How do you know it has just a big foot?

 

[welsh dragon]

Mmm. A big, lumbering, hairy thing that grunts, smells, and is a thick as 2 short planks. Sounds like some of my old neighbours.

 

[raleighnut]

I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nooowwwwwwhhhhh

 

[Drago]

Anyone seen the police car dashcam footage where Bigfoot runs across the road in front of the car? Scary stuff.

 

[MikeG]

Fifty years since the Patterson Gimlin film, and not a jot of evidence has come to light in the interim despite endless, countless attempts to come up anything. Two scientists have taken a good look at DNA claims and found nothing. There's a gold mine to be had from anyone proving the existence of this mythological creature, and yet nothing at all has been found. It's hard to understand why anyone would take this idea in any way seriously.

 

[Drago]

One researched recoverer DNA from a footprint, which was tested and found to be gorilla DNA.

 

[MikeG]

Oh and Drago "No, everyone is mistaken" doesn't cover my position ("Everyone" doesn't claim that Bigfoot exists). Your poll choices aren't well worded.

 

[MikeG]

One researched recoverer DNA from a footprint, which was tested and found to be gorilla DNA.

Link?

 

[Vantage]

Bigfoot ate the Loch Ness monster. That's why no one can find it.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I read it as it's big and it's a foot, and was subsequntly expecting @Fnaar to enter stage right

 

[Drago]

Link?

Ask and ye shall receive. Looks like a reputable news source too

http://kmph.com/news/local/is-bigfoot-back-in-the-valley

 

[Dayvo]

I've read Tintin in Tibet many times:

That's all the evidence I need.

 

[MikeG]

Ask and ye shall receive. Looks like a reputable news source too

http://kmph.com/news/local/is-bigfoot-back-in-the-valley

Ah, blob-squatch. You know it's got to be bigfoot because there's a red line around some shadow. I'm convinced.