I've been seriously misled!!!!

[Markymark]

He's forgotten I've moved to Cambridge...

Yeah but you offer me sex 5 times a day to compensate!!

 

[vernon]

Yeah but you offer me sex 5 times a day to compensate!!

And you never turn down the offer....

Crashed and burned moment of the year so far.

 

[Markymark]

And you never turn down the offer....

 

[Dec66]

Yes they can. Real men aren't based on what you eat. A real man must
1. Live in London
2. Own the latest iPhone
3. Earn a fortune
4. Own at least 2 proper bikes with lots of gears
5. Turn down offers of sex at least twice a day
6. Still live in London

Ooh, you nearly qualified. That damned Rule 5...

 

[ufkacbln]

Quality .... Not quantity

 

[mybike]

I only have one bike!

I've got two now.

Yeah but you offer me sex 5 times a day to compensate!!

Ahem

 

[Markymark]

What else is there to do in Scotlandshire, eh?

You tell me, isn't Cambridge on the borders?

 

[ayceejay]

As American as apple quiche.

 

[Maverick Goose]

What else is there to do in Scotlandshire, eh?

Rebel against the English?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvRkjOd1f8

 

[ufkacbln]

Rebel against the English?


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvRkjOd1f8

We were at Culzean Castle and they do a short educational piece about Highlanders and their weapons. Mel Gibson and Braveheart comes in for a lot of stick

From choosing a 5 year old volunteer from the audience as he was "about the same height as Mel Gibson" to detailed explanations about the historical inaccuracies