I've discovered how to get my wife in the mood for lerve....

[Lisa21]

Yep, iv always had a soft spot for Mr Gahan myself Mrs VC has good taste[/B]

Given some of the (frankly crude) comments from the women around us, he has that effect on many females of a certain age*

*Ahem

 

[Bandini]

...Take her to a Depeche Mode gig.

An advert for infidelity/masturbation if ever there was one!

 

[postman]

No no no . This is the postman way .

All romantic, scented candle (no need to spend too much )one will do .Very low light .

Floaty music .

Then the all important romantic conversation .

"Do you want to go to sleep or what " ?

Reply "WHAT"


Works every time .