I've done it again...

[buggi]

clearly i shouldn't harrass my animals with machine gun kisses when it is clearly pissing them off.

last time it was the ferret... 3 stitches in lip, tetanus, antibiotics.

this time its my moody dog. 2 stitches in chin, antibiotics (up to date on tetanus).

moral of story... Stop annoying my animals

 

[numbnuts]

I think you need help .....and not with the kisses

 

[Donger]

clearly i shouldn't harrass my animals with machine gun kisses when it is clearly ****ing them off.

last time it was the ferret... 3 stitches in lip, tetanus, antibiotics.

this time its my moody dog. 2 stitches in chin, antibiotics (up to date on tetanus).

moral of story... Stop annoying my animals

.....Lest any of us be tempted to snog a ferret.

 

[fossyant]

Don't try it with a cat.

 

[welsh dragon]

I've never heard of machine gun kisses either. What are they exactly? What ever they are, they obviously have a habit of being painful.

 

[young Ed]

you ever tried stroking the animals instead? i haven't had as many injuries from it!
Cheers Ed

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I rated my comprehension of this post with 0/10. It seems I'm not alone.

 

[buggi]

its when you grab their cheeks and kiss them a thousand times a minute. She was growling a bit so i looked her in the eyes and said in my bestest cutest voice... "awww wazza matta baby". Then she nipped me. Oops.


I was playing a different game with my ferret. I was saying "gizza kiss" and then putting him close and pulling away as he lunged (i know he is a little sod and this is a dangerous game) And then i mis-timed his lunge. Oops.

anyway, the result is the same. Hospital said probably best not to kiss them.

but i love them still

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Have any of your lovers survived?

 

[Donger]

its when you grab their cheeks and kiss them a thousand times a minute. She was growling a bit so i looked her in the eyes and said in my bestest cutest voice... "awww wazza matta baby". Then she nipped me. Oops.


I was playing a different game with my ferret. I was saying "gizza kiss" and then putting him close and pulling away as he lunged (i know he is a little sod and this is a dangerous game) And then i mis-timed his lunge. Oops.

anyway, the result is the same. Hospital said probably best not to kiss them.

but i love them still

Tell me you don't keep snakes.

 

[welsh dragon]

its when you grab their cheeks and kiss them a thousand times a minute. She was growling a bit so i looked her in the eyes and said in my bestest cutest voice... "awww wazza matta baby". Then she nipped me. Oops.


I was playing a different game with my ferret. I was saying "gizza kiss" and then putting him close and pulling away as he lunged (i know he is a little sod and this is a dangerous game) And then i mis-timed his lunge. Oops.

anyway, the result is the same. Hospital said probably best not to kiss them.

but i love them still

you dont know where there faces have been. I mean one minute they could be licking theyre ass, and the next your kissing them. Ewwww.

 

[buggi]

you dont know where there faces have been. I mean one minute they could be licking theyre ass, and the next your kissing them. Ewwww.

lol my dog gets her ass wiped with baby wipes. This is not bcoz i am anal about being clean (scuse the pun) but because she once brought a klingon in !!

 

[buggi]

Tell me you don't keep snakes.

had one once. Boring pets, never felt the need to kiss him lol .

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sounds a bit "operator error" to me

Now try the ferret down your trousers (or female equivalent in your case @buggi )

 

[Donger]

had one once. Boring pets, never felt the need to kiss him lol .

No tongues then?