no way... I once managed to get one attached to my ass... But that's another story! LOLSounds a bit "operator error" to me
Now try the ferret down your trousers (or female equivalent in your case @buggi )
I've done it again...
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twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Crikey - that would slow your cycling down
no... I'm no pervert!!
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
There was a grizzled old retired dog handler that used to run the bar in the social club at Dewbury nick. He was a fearsome looking character with long red hair, a big bushy ginger beard and a scar right across his face, jaw to eyebrow. He had a glass eye. A mate of mine explained that he used to rescue wildlife, and was called to a fox that had been injured by a car. He had decided to bring all his animal handling experience to bear in an attempt to comfort the distressed fox and kissed it.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Being a red head doing the kissing the Fox (not Vixen) was, presumably, straight and in no mood to Bi
- Location
- Glasgow
I'm all a scratchDon't try it with a cat.
TeeQue
Active Member
[QUOTE 2988177, member: 9609"]I was once having a fun fight with my last dog and there was an enormous clash of heads, apparently I was unconscious for about 10 seconds, but he wife said the dog looked completely unharmed and that was the main thing.[/QUOTE]
Similar (albeit not quite as bad) thing happened to me, dog on the floor I bend over to pick something up at the very second he tries to jump up onto the bed. Was seeing stars for about five minutes very nearly knocked me out, he on the other hand didn't seem to notice!
Similar (albeit not quite as bad) thing happened to me, dog on the floor I bend over to pick something up at the very second he tries to jump up onto the bed. Was seeing stars for about five minutes very nearly knocked me out, he on the other hand didn't seem to notice!
lol a bit off topic but i remember standing with my mates dad looking at their horses when he suddenly went very pale and said to me"maybe you shouldn't do that". I had my hand clasped around the electric fence (who'd have known?). I took my hand off and said "why?", and he said (with a bit more colour) "it's electrified".
"no way!" i said and like an idiot touched it again to see if he was winding me up.
He wasn't. I'm not sure why it didn't electrocute me the first time but it certainly did the second.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
A mate tied his gundog to a fence using a rope slip lead. . It was fine until it started to rain and the insulating properties of the rope were less effective. Realising what he'd done Steve rushed to untie the now frantic dog, but was himself getting belted by the current. I slipped the rope off the dog's neck and we all fell about as Steve tried to undo the knot pulled tight by the dog's struggling. 
