Noodley said:What can you buy with 5 pence?
The Velvet Curtain said:Any woman in Glasgow
yello said:You'd get change.
Noodley said:Christ does nobody remember the song from the advert?
I've got 5 pence...
What can you buy with 5 pence?
It buys a <c'mon somebody must remember now!>
There's some for you, and you and me
I never knew 5p went so far.