i've got soul

[Greedo]

But i'm not a soldier!

I've got toast but I'm not a toaster!

 

[Landslide]

I've got a double espresso, but I'm quite slow?

 

[cookiemonster]

I've got ham but I'm not a Hamster.

 

[mickle]

I've got Campag.

 

[Fnaar]

I've got a wankel rotary engine

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I've got a big **** but I'm not a big ****.

 

[Greedo]

I've got mince. But I'm not a mincer

 

[PaulB]

I've got mine but I'm not a miner.

 

[mickle]

I've got lard but I'm not a larder.

 

[Landslide]

I've got wings but I'm not Paul McCartney a winger

 

[tdr1nka]

I've got ham but I'm not a Hamster.

Have you been listening to Bill Bailey?

He does this in his current show and sites, 'I've got a knob, but I'm not a hob-nob and I've got mange but I'm not a manger' as his favourite variants.