I've had a crash - help!

[redcard]

So there I was minding my own business and BOOSH! Someone shunts me up the rear. My bag goes flying, my wheels are out of alignment, there's blood all over the place.

Thankfully there were witnesses up by the yoghurts, and a manager was soon on the scene to clear up the beetroot juice.

Now I've calmed down I'm thinking....should I have thrown a packet of custard cremes at that wee woman?

 

[defy-one]

SMIDSY in Tescos!!!!!

 

[accountantpete]

Was it Miss Whiplash?

 

[Archie_tect]

It'll all be recorded by the CCTV... Cycle Chat Tea Viewers.

 

[Peteaud]

So there I was minding my own business and BOOSH! Someone shunts me up the rear. My bag goes flying, my wheels are out of alignment, there's blood all over the place.

Thankfully there were witnesses up by the yoghurts, and a manager was soon on the scene to clear up the beetroot juice.

Now I've calmed down I'm thinking....should I have thrown a packet of custard cremes at that wee woman?

But in fairness the wheels were out of true anyway

 

[classic33]

So there I was minding my own business and BOOSH! Someone shunts me up the rear. My bag goes flying, my wheels are out of alignment, there's blood all over the place.

Thankfully there were witnesses up by the yoghurts, and a manager was soon on the scene to clear up the beetroot juice.
Did he clear it or get someone else to do the dirty work.

Now I've calmed down I'm thinking....should I have thrown a packet of custard cremes at that wee woman?

The "blood" may have been a bottle of ketchup, did you check to find out?

 

[biggs682]

omg , did you swap insurance details ?

 

[classic33]

Did you check for any damage to your rear end?

 

[marshmella]

Were you wearing a helmet and hi-viz?