I've let myself down

[adds21]

Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!

Nothing against badgers, obviously!

 

[Beebo]

Oi! I've got a battered Fiesta, and I'm rather proud of it!

When I was 15 I also had a battered Fiesta, along with a grubby Razzle, a motheaten Playboy and a couple of well thumbed Penthouse magazines hidden under the matress.

I was rather proud of them too

 

[ianrauk]

When I was 15 I also had a battered Fiesta, along with a grubby Razzle, a motheaten Playboy and a couple of well thumbed Penthouse magazines hidden under the matress.

I was rather proud of them too

50p from all good newsagent

 

[adds21]

When I was 15 I also had a battered Fiesta, along with a grubby Razzle, a motheaten Playboy and a couple of well thumbed Penthouse magazines hidden under the matress.

I was rather proud of them too

I'm, err, slightly older than 15 . The reason I'm proud of it is mostly because i've done the "nice car" thing, and don't feel the need to anymore. Most of my neighbours drive Audi's or Porsche's or varous large and/or fast German cars, but it doesn't do anything for me anymore.

I'd rather be on my bike thanks.

Edit: Very slow today, and only just got the Fiesta/Razzle/Payboy thing . Just ignore me, I'll shut up now!

 

[Bicycle]

Staying with the title of this thread:

There was a little inflatable boy who took a pin to his little inflatable school one day.

Foolishly, he took it out of his pocket in front of his little inflatable classmates.

He was sent to the inflatable head teacher, who said:

"You've let me down, you've let yourself down and you've let the school down".

(I accept that the events in this joke are not possible. You need to suspend disbelief and develop a very poor sense of humour).

 

[twobiker]

Not to be difficult ,but would you have kicked it if it had been driven by a large aggressive bloke ?.

 

[superbadger]

Nothing against badgers, obviously!

Phew......

 

[fossyant]

Ha. I saw a group of chavs walking down the pavement as I approached a left turn. Thought they might not look and step out. They did. I didn't say a word as I locked up the rear wheel, but I didn't half sh1t them up.

 

[BlackPanther]

Instead of

try

If that doesn't work then

or

 

[ianrauk]

Instead of

try

If that doesn't work then

or

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

So I showed her it wasn't. She had a battered Fiesta and I don't think I did any permanent damage. Perhaps I should just take it all.

Try hitting it with your D-lock next time then

 

[CopperCyclist]

I'm not sure...for me if I ever loose it (and i generally shrug most stuff off) its just pure raw frustration and anger. I'm not conscious of trying to teach the other person anything, I just want them to be hurt, to be punished.

Mr, cellophane, say 3 hail Marys and pray there wasnt any cctv

Even if there was any CCTV, I'm sure the CPS wouldn't prosecute on any of the below excuses:

1. It wasn't a kick I nearly fell off my bike in shock at the lady's language, and thrust my leg out to maintain balance, inadvertently making contact with the car.
2. It was self defence, she said she was going to get out and kick my head in. She was a big unit and I was scared so when she reached for her door handle I pushed her door shut with my leg and rode off fast.
3. I've been suffering from fits and involuntary spasms for a few months, but have been too scared to go to the doctor about it.
4. I tried to get off my bike, as I was going to walk as she had shaken me up so much. I forgot I was on my spare bike and m foot wasn't clipped in, so used too much force taking my foot off the pedals.
5. No comment.
6. It wasn't me.