I hope Mrs Ian doesn't shrink. She's 4'10" as it is. Bleedin' small fry.
At least she won't pay VAT on her clothing.
Another one who's misunderstood the thread.A lot depends on the size of the chip.
That explains why I'm 6' tall in the morning but by late afternoon I'm only 5' 7"Were you measured late afternoon? You shrink a bit during the day as your intervertebral discs compress.
Or maybe you were just leaning on your wonky side?
You should be measured at 12 o'clock Accy - you'd be much taller.I was measured at 4 o clock, so maybe?
A person's a person, no matter how small. Dr Seuss. (Or should that be Dr Seussnowyoudont ?
I would be tempted to look straight ahead, scan left and right, and then call a shop assistant over and say "Excuse me, have you seen my wife; she was here a minute ago, but now I can't find her!"When we were first dating and used to go shopping I used to drag her to the kiddies clothing section. She never found it funny.
So it is stilts in the morning, and 4" platform shoes in the late afternoon?I'm 6' tall in the morning but by late afternoon I'm only 5' 7"