I've Upset Amazon :(

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John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
...or at least, that's the only reason I can think of for them wanting to subject me to "Indurain: A Tempered Passion", which has repeatedly come up on my list of recommendations from them...
 

Landslide

Rare Migrant
I'm sure you could sue them for either trauma and/or defamation of character.
 
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John the Monkey

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
MacBludgeon said:
even your puns are pleasurable reading compared to the book
"The MacBludgeon mocked Aperitif even as he ascended the heights of his punnery; his words were as frying pans to a goat as the doughty coureur steeled himself for even greater heights of jocular word play; the English language was his playground; his punnery the roundabouts. And sometimes the little slide what the under 5s use, innit."
-Excerpt, "Aperitif: A Tortured Pun Session", J. Monkey, 2009.
 
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