I've won £3,000,000, from Microsoft! Just in time for Christmas

[classic33]

Dear Email User,

We wish to notify you that You are one of the lucky winners of windowsLive Award Network Online Program and You have won the sum of {Three Million Pounds £3,000.000.00} Cash from window Live Award Network Online Program and your email address was generated in the recently drawn of Network Online Program for Last Quarter of the Year 2014.Payment Payable through our Paying Agent in South Africa.
This Unique Program is Organized Every year to create and improve a larger awareness record for all internet usage for worldwide.This Unique Program is Organized Every year to create and improve a larger awareness record for all internet usage worldwide. All the ten (10) winners were selected automatically World Wide through a computer draw system and emails were generated from over 100, 000.00 internet email service providers. from U.S.A, Europe, Canada, United Arab Emirates,Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, South America, Australia and Asia and Africa Continent.
Kindly note that Your Ref: ZA-15-27-39/WAP/2014 falls within our Afro booklet Regional Headquarters representative office in Johannesburg, South Africa as indicated in the play coupon. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed to avoid double claim.

Your winning details Below:
Reference Number: ZA-15-27-39/WAP/2014
Amount Won: £3000.000.00

You are hereby advised to Contact our Paying Agent (Payment Processing Center) for Immediate release of your fund

Contact Persons: Mrs. Amanda Eastwood
Direct Line: +27-74-578-7579
E-mail: mrsamanda.eastwood@dr.com

FOR YOUR CLAIM SEND THE INFO BELOW TO PROCESS YOUR PAYMENT

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Congratulations'' once again from all our Staff and thank you for being part of our Promotions Program

Yours Truly,
On behalf of WindowsLive Network Online Award Team
Copyright©2014 windowslive Inc


Now what do I spend it on?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Well you can give some to me for starters!

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I'd send the following from an anonymous email address:

Full Names: Elmer Fudd
Sex: Yes, please!
City: Dullsville
Country: Atlantis
Direct Mobile: 0123 456 789
Age: It's rude to ask
Occupation: Not if I can avoid it
Email: nobody@nowhere.com

 

[slowmotion]

@classic33, you have always been my best mate, and I mean that most sincerely.

( The SAE is in the post ).

Thanks!

 

[classic33]

I'd send the following from an anonymous email address:

Full Names: Elmer Fudd
Sex: Yes, please!
City: Dullsville
Country: Atlantis
Direct Mobile: 0123 456 789
Age: It's rude to ask
Occupation: Not if I can avoid it
Email: nobody@nowhere.com

I have a set of bank details all ready. Set up for a Mr G. Page, who was dying.

This one must be genuine, they've spelt my first name the right way!

 

[anyuser]

£3 Million is nothing. I have won over $20M in the last two weeks!

 

[Paulus]

I am starting to get a a bit of a complex. I never get these kind people offering me loads of money for a few personal details. What am I doing wrong?

 

[Beebo]

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed to avoid double claim.

Thanks for the heads-up. You're too late, i've already double claimed.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I'd send the following from an anonymous email address:

Full Names: Elmer Fudd
Sex: Yes, please!
City: Dullsville
Country: Atlantis
Direct Mobile: 0123 456 789
Age: It's rude to ask
Occupation: Not if I can avoid it
Email: nobody@nowhere.com

I'd change this to:

Full name: Sir Fortesque-Weetabix III
Sex: All man
City: London
Country: You failed geography then?
Direct Mobile: 0000 000 000
Age: 45years 3 months 12 days and 4 fours
Occupation: Lawyer, Old Bailey, London
Email: TopLawyer@oldbailey.com

 

[User269]

Occupation: Internet Fraud Investigator.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Our emails have crossed! You were supposed to get this one I have here about something being enlarged. I can't read what - it's corrupted. Bloody internet...

 

[classic33]

Thanks for the heads-up. You're too late, i've already double claimed.

Too late and wrong claim number! You don't think I'm daft enough to post without claiming first & leave the proper claim number up do you.
You were asleep.

 

[classic33]

Thanks for the heads-up. You're too late, i've already double claimed.

I phoned the number given and spoke to someone called Shawn. His spelling, not mine.

 

[luckyfox]

Personally I would buy all my friends a big drink, see you'll give me the biggest amount now cos im not selfish.

 

[Globalti]

"{Three Million Pounds £3,000.000.00}" Nigerians, eh? They always give themselves away by repeating the words and figures.

".....until your claim is processed to avoid double claim." ....and they always forget the indefinite article.