James 6 announces, "I'm quitting school.......

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 19 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    I don't like this reading malarkey."
  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    A man of decisions, he should go far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    malarkey...good word for a 6 year old...he mustve heard it somewhere, not read it.
  4. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Veteran

    This weekend, unusually I had a bit of a drink at a relatives bash and was feeling worse for wear in the early hours of Sunday. Our kids got up around 6.15 am as they normally do and I made them a drink and they were happily playing downstairs so I went back to bed. The missus was snoring so I opted to creep into my son's bed which was darker and quieter(!) I awoke at 8.30 am to hear the following exchange:

    Mum (rising from her bed) : Where's Dad?

    5 year old: 'He's gone out. He's on a date. With another woman. He doesn't want to live here and he doesn't love you anymore.' :smile:

    And then he laughed.

    He's definitely got my sense of humour (sick) but I have no idea sometimes just where these things come from. :ohmy:
  5. Disgruntled Goat

    Disgruntled Goat New Member

    As a child, when I used to ask "Were's Mum?" the answer was invariably "She's run off with a black man".
  6. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    One of the few times I have burst out laughing ChrisK! :smile:

    I think I would get on well with your little one!
  7. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK

    You wouldn't be laughing if she'd replied "Thank god for that!":biggrin:
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

  9. OP
    betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Other gems from James include (to his teacher):- "Don't give me this God and religion stuff, we're just a rock revolving round the sun."
    (best of all):- "Politicians are really stupid."
  10. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    You'll just have to teach him to squirm in his chair, grimace at his teacher and cry out "Oooooh me piles" :ohmy::smile:
  11. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Ms tdr1nka has been heard telling people that 'in her family we don't call people stupid and we don't say f*cking hell'!

    From the mouths of babes.........
  12. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk
    Reminds me of the offspring when he was aged six. Doing dinosaurs at school. Teacher points at picture of dimetrodon and asks what dinosaur it is. Cue smart-ar$3ed offspring putting his hand up and saying "Please miss, dimetrodon is not a dinosaur, it's a mammalian reptile, one of our ancestors." :biggrin:
  13. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    when i ask my son to get his schoolbag to make a start on his hmwk he sometimes says "ok, blood".

    is the dude dissing me or bigging me up?
  14. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk
    Let's hope he does not require you to aid him with preparation for a spelling test ;)
  15. wafflycat

    wafflycat New Member

    middle of Norfolk

    He's referring to you as a member of family.
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