Jessica, Jessica...

[Fnaar]

Jess Ennis, Jess Ennis
Your husband's called Dennis*
Your abs are to die for
They're something I'd cry for
But now you are pregnant
So gorgeously expectant
I guess it's too late,
For me you won't wait
But do me a favour
Of whichever flavour
And just let me savour
Your abs afore they go.


*possibly not true

 

[fossyant]

She is a nice lass

 

[classic33]

She is a nice lass

He's found out he's lost her now.

 

[fossyant]

He's found out he's lost her now.

What what.......

 

[classic33]

What what.......

You not heard the news!!

 

[biggs682]

Jess Ennis, Jess Ennis
Your husband's called Dennis*
Your abs are to die for
They're something I'd cry for
But now you are pregnant
So gorgeously expectant
I guess it's too late,
For me you won't wait
But do me a favour
Of whichever flavour
And just let me savour
Your abs afore they go.


*possibly not true

@Fnaar thats good

 

[Fnaar]

@Fnaar thats good

Biggs682, Biggs682
Tis thanks I give you
For your appreciation
Of my poetation
Of Jessica's abs
She hasn't any flab
On her washboard tummy
Which is* rather yummy.

*For the moment

 

[classic33]

@Fnaar Did you realise her husbands name was Andy?

 

[Scoosh]

"poetic" licence ...

 

[biggs682]

@Fnaar i am always up for an ennis moment

 

[Fnaar]

@Fnaar Did you realise her husbands name was Andy?

Jess Ennis, Jess Ennis
Not married to Dennis
But married to Andy
Who prob'ly felt randy
At the sight of your abs.
But never mind, his javelin is no doubt rather small.

 

[classic33]

Jess Ennis, Jess Ennis
Not married to Dennis
But married to Andy
Who prob'ly felt randy
At the sight of your abs.
But never mind, his javelin is no doubt rather small.

Not as good as your first one.

 

[Fnaar]

I may have jumped the shark

 

[smokeysmoo]

I'm just a little surprised that you haven't used the word pennis anywhere @Fnaar

 

[Fnaar]

I'm just a little surprised that you haven't used the word pennis anywhere @Fnaar

My poetry is way too subtle for that