Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
We get unsolicited applications for work through the post. It seems that lots of people, from age 12 upwards, want to be a dog groomer. I often email a reply back, saying that we have no vacancies at present. Some I ignore though, such as the lassie who thought that 'dog' was spelt 'dogg' and used the whole double g thing throughout her CV. She also actually swore in her covering letter 
. Bless her. I definitely ignore emails that are asking for work or work experience that are in text speak as I can't read it.
Oh, while typing this, I received my first "Guttnywork" call of the day
. I cannot believe that people do this. I answer the phone all "Good Morning, Millie's Mobile" etc etc and the first thing that comes out of the callers mouth is "guttnywork?" No, I have not. Sod off! They don't give a name, say 'hello' or anything. I get 4 or 5 of these a week and, after quite a number of years, its getting boring now.
. Bless her. I definitely ignore emails that are asking for work or work experience that are in text speak as I can't read it.Oh, while typing this, I received my first "Guttnywork" call of the day
. I cannot believe that people do this. I answer the phone all "Good Morning, Millie's Mobile" etc etc and the first thing that comes out of the callers mouth is "guttnywork?" No, I have not. Sod off! They don't give a name, say 'hello' or anything. I get 4 or 5 of these a week and, after quite a number of years, its getting boring now.
