Job title needed

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Arch, 12 Sep 2007.

  1. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    I'm going to be doing a small job for my supervisor in the next few weeks, and I realise that these days, I need a proper job title.

    The job involves sorting out an attic room, reboxing and consolidating animal skeleton material, in order to make better use of space.

    I'm thinking something along the lines of Sub-Roofspace Skeletal Logistics Director. Any better ones?
  2. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    Senior Calcified Mammalian Structure Organiser (Tiled Void)

    I think the word Senior gives the title some gravitas:biggrin:
  3. pzycoman

    pzycoman New Member

    Huffing a kitten
    Chief of Arkeologee?
  4. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    Executive Fluffer?
  5. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Patricks Bint ? :smile:
  6. Hover Fly

    Hover Fly Lover of the bunny

    Roof Space Ossified Remains Engineer.
  7. Unkraut

    Unkraut Master of the Inane Comment

    Why don't you just admit that you are working round the back at McDonald's preparing McNuggets for sale?
  8. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Senior Bone Boxer?
    Fossil Tosser?
    damn, must think of something ruder

    Heh, I once had to organise the bogs for a festival. I insisted on being called the Crap Co-ordinator. :smile:
  9. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Boner? :smile:
    Skeletal EXecutive Yeowoman
  10. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Moderator

    minister with responsibility for boning in the attic.
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Old Bone Inspector.
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Bone-Janitor, aka BONJ
  13. TimO

    TimO Veteran

    It reminds me of a time some years back when my Mum filled in some school form for my sister and was fed up with entering "Housewife" or similar, so put in "Lifestyle Supervisor". :smile:
  14. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    Oh dear Arch :ohmy:. Who did you upset to get given that job:wacko:

    Dogsbody Attic Cleaner :smile:
  15. Well that's awfully nice of supervisors ask their students to do things like that these days? Might ask mine to come and weed the borders, or something...(somehow I don't think she'd wear it)
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