Job title needed

[Arch]

I'm going to be doing a small job for my supervisor in the next few weeks, and I realise that these days, I need a proper job title.

The job involves sorting out an attic room, reboxing and consolidating animal skeleton material, in order to make better use of space.

I'm thinking something along the lines of Sub-Roofspace Skeletal Logistics Director. Any better ones?

 

[pzycoman]

Chief of Arkeologee?

 

[domtyler]

Executive Fluffer?

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Patricks Bint ?

 

[Hover Fly]

Roof Space Ossified Remains Engineer.
RSORE

 

[Unkraut]

Why don't you just admit that you are working round the back at McDonald's preparing McNuggets for sale?

 

[Chuffy]

Senior Bone Boxer?
Fossil Tosser?
damn, must think of something ruder


Heh, I once had to organise the bogs for a festival. I insisted on being called the Crap Co-ordinator.

 

[Fnaar]

Boner?
Skeletal EXecutive Yeowoman

 

[alecstilleyedye]

minister with responsibility for boning in the attic.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

Old Bone Inspector.

 

[Fnaar]

Bone-Janitor, aka BONJ

 

[TimO]

It reminds me of a time some years back when my Mum filled in some school form for my sister and was fed up with entering "Housewife" or similar, so put in "Lifestyle Supervisor".

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Oh dear Arch . Who did you upset to get given that job

Dogsbody Attic Cleaner

 

[Kirstie]

Well that's awfully nice of you...do supervisors ask their students to do things like that these days? Might ask mine to come and weed the borders, or something...(somehow I don't think she'd wear it)

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Fossil Feng-Shui Consultant?