Just avoiding the kitchen..what with Turkey stress and all..

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...is it done?...oh cr%p I forgot.....help, where is the ....., ok stand back....., just another 10 minutes....oh can somebody sharpen the knives QUICKLY!!!.....

....I have effected a tactical retreat

 

[domtyler]

My advice is to steer well clear mate!!

 

[mondobongo]

Stand well clear the eldest daughter has just cremated the yorkshire puddings.

 

[spandex]

Mate get in there and give them hell show them that you cant cook so next year you dont even have to try.

Thats my problem all my mates know i can cook so they leave me to it

 

[Dave5N]

Our's was perfect. Or so I said,with an eye to next year...

 

[Noodley]

I am pleased to report I had a stress-free Christmas dinner preparation this year. Everything turned out great. And plenty left over for me tomorrow.

 

[col]

Marie made a lovely dinner,we get the turkey crowns now from a local butcher,and she cooks it over hours,drops to bits in your mouth,gorgeous