Just received an obscene phone call

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asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
At first I thought it was a wrong number dialled by someone who was drunk. When I caught the gist of what he was trying to say what he'd like to do with the females in the house I left the phone next to the radio in the kitchen and let him deal with Radio Four it took him a minute or two to realise what was going on.

Bit of a let down for him.

Radio 4? That was very civilised of you. 'Book at bedtime' was it?
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
I thought you were going to say somebody had told you there were no pies left in the world
 
Caller: "What colour are your knickers?"
Friend of mine: "Battleship grey"

Caller: "If you can guess what I'm holding in my hand, you can have it"
Another friend of mine: "If it only takes one hand to hold it, I'm not interested"

They can be a real threat and nuisance, but it is up to the individual whether they take it seriously

There used to be a frequent problem at nurse's quarters at Haslar, they would put it on speaker phone, and one nurse in particular used to wind them up whilst the rest used to have to attempt to not laugh loudly.

The best one though was the muppet who didn't hide his number which came up on 1471

One of the girls phoned it the following day and got his wife... so they went to town, over thirty phone calls to his wife complaining about his calls.... he did not have an easy time explaining his nocturnal activities!
 
The same Nurse also got flashed at in a Night Club....... so she got a group of a dozen other nurses and friends together, went across to the guy who was with his mates and asked if she could take another look and show the others as the girls didn't believe they came that small!

He left while his mates found it extremely funny
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
When my wife lived in the nurses home, they used to get calls from an obscene phone caller, as you might imagine, who would tell them what he wanted to do to them. Some of those girls were made of sterner stuff though and they would pass the phone round each other if there was nowt on the telly, for a bit of high japes. He thought he was on a winner at first as they told him, in no uncertain terms, what they'd do to him. This quickly caused the obscene caller more grief than he could ever have expected. One girl, a fiesty nympho of considerable reputation, would request he came round and described in minute detail what to expect. This got to the point that he began to cry and tell them he was upset at what they were telling him! Needless to say, his calls soon stopped. They were more disappointed at this than he could have been.
 

Andrew_Culture

Internet Marketing bod
I lived in nurses' accomdation for a year and got zero interest.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
The same Nurse also got flashed at in a Night Club....... so she got a group of a dozen other nurses and friends together, went across to the guy who was with his mates and asked if she could take another look and show the others as the girls didn't believe they came that small!

He left while his mates found it extremely funny
Posted this before but you've reminded me...

Truman Capote in a restaurant with friends. Woman from nearby table comes over gushing and asking for an autograph. He obliges. Woman's bladdered hubby lurches over, furious, and lays out the todger on the table: "Ok bigshot, sign that." Capote pauses, looks up: "Well, I can't sign it, but I suppose I could initial it."
 
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