Just what is it about George Clooney...?

[rich p]

Although I've developed a soft spot for James May too, or maybe I just hanker after his Legover....

Fixed for youy Arch!

 

[Arch]

Fixed for youy Arch!

I knew I was getting old when I had an erotic dream about James May... I like the idea of a man who keeps his spanners in tidy order.

 

[scots_lass]

But do you think he would lend you a spanner or would that affect the symmetry of his tool display?

 

[scots_lass]

As a girl who has been complimented (by a bloke) on the tidiness of her garage, James May could be a bloke after my own heart! Mmmmmmmmmmm.........

 

[Arch]

But do you think he would lend you a spanner or would that affect the symmetry of his tool display?

I'm sure he would, if he knew I'd give it back.

If not, he can do whatever spannering I need doing, himself....

 

[Arch]

Although, of course, I have all the spanners I need, myself.

 

[wafflycat]

I knew I was getting old when I had an erotic dream about James May... I like the idea of a man who keeps his spanners in tidy order.

Ye gods, Arch! James May in an erotic dream? Mind bleach, woman! Mind bleach!!

AAAIIEE!!! That's the stuff of nightmares.

*wanders away screaming, and heads in the direction of the kitchen cupboard where the Domestos is kept*

 

[Wigsie]

Ye gods, Arch! James May in an erotic dream? Mind bleach, woman! Mind bleach!!

AAAIIEE!!! That's the stuff of nightmares.

*wanders away screaming, and heads in the direction of the kitchen cupboard where the Domestos is kept*

Check out post 9 on Cookie's Oh....My....God thread to clear the mind Waffles!

 

[Arch]

Ye gods, Arch! James May in an erotic dream? Mind bleach, woman! Mind bleach!!

AAAIIEE!!! That's the stuff of nightmares.

*wanders away screaming, and heads in the direction of the kitchen cupboard where the Domestos is kept*

Not at all, I seem to remember it was rather nice... I imagine he'd be a bit of a gentleman in such matters.

Now, the day I have such thoughts about Clarkson, then I'll worry.... Even more so, the Stig!

<cue jokes about taking his helmet off..>

 

[wafflycat]

Ye gods, woman! You've just made it worse! You've mentioned the name of the woolly-haired w*nker too.

AAIIEEE!!


Mind bleach! Mind bleach! Mind bleach!

*runs screaming out of room, gouging out own brain via own nostrils and eye sockets*

 

[wafflycat]

Ye gods, woman! You've just made it worse! You've mentioned the name of the woolly-haired w*nker too.

AAIIEEE!!


Mind bleach! Mind bleach! Mind bleach!

*runs screaming out of room, gouging out own brain via own nostrils and eye sockets*

 

[TheDoctor]

I may have to give up CC for ever.

*attempts to format and reinstall brain*

 

[TheDoctor]

I may have to give up CC for ever.

*attempts to format and reinstall brain*