Kangaroo Condoms, For The Gland Down Under

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Smokin Joe, 8 Aug 2012.

  1. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

  2. Andrew_Culture

    Andrew_Culture Internet Marketing bod

    I'm surprised they have the energy left to use them!


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    Sent from.... somewhere between my lugoles.
     
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  3. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    It makes you wonder what they might do with the Olympic rings!
     
  4. Archie_tect

    Archie_tect De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold

    Location:
    Northumberland
    Bodes well for the 2032/2036 Olympics with the super-fit gene pool!
     
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  5. Edwards80

    Edwards80 Über Member

    Location:
    Stockport, UK
    I thought the pole vaulting finished yesterday?
     
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  6. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    Brings to mind the joke:

    conversation heard between two athletes:

    'Are you a pole vaulter?'

    'No, I'm Austrian but how did you know my name was Walter?'
     
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  7. TVC

    TVC Guest

    Apparently Australian track cyclists make the best lovers - because they always come last :rofl:
     
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  8. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    French footballers make messy lovers because they dribble before they shoot...
     
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  9. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    I bet they would be rather expensive to buy given how much lamb skin ones will set you back despite being only slightly less crap. Horrid things.
     
  10. Asa Post

    Asa Post Small lungs, weak legs

    Location:
    Sheffield
    This is the year of the Sex Olympics, Sex Olympic year.



    [Any similarity between the plot of this play and many current television programmes is not purely coincidental]
     
  11. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    I'm sure that John Cooper Clarke might have something to say about that ... :whistle:
     
  12. vernon

    vernon Harder than Ronnie Pickering

    Location:
    Meanwood, Leeds
    It's the only line from his drivel that I can remember and then mangle and repurpose.
     
  13. ColinJ

    ColinJ It's a puzzle ...

    Each to his/her own - I like JCC.
     
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