Kay Burley, Sky News writes a book

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ianrauk

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Brilliant...

Scrolling down.. one of the reviews get's it spot on.

"Twat writes twatty book about twatty people in a twatty place. Twats like it, 99% of the rest of the planet laughs at them and continues on its merry way."

 

mangaman

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Come on guys - I imagine it as a cross between the stream of consciousnous favoured by Virginia Wolf, with a clever post-Modernist twist - a la Muriel Spark.

Oh - I've just read the reviews - sorry
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I'm not sure about this one which features in their promotion

"Once I picked up this book, it wouldn't put me down again.' Kathy Lette

Is she taking the piss a bit? I'd like to think so
 

mangaman

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Kathy Lette never says anything spontaneous (or funny) - she probably spent six weeks thinking that one up. The commenter who got it right was depressed that a publisher actually said yes to this stuff. Endorsed by Jeffrey Archer - nuff said!

That is true - Kathy Lette is intensely annoying.

I thought it was funny Burley had to put it among the testimonials for her book, that was all.
 
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If it had been called 'Thirst Ladies', then I might have imagined it being written by one or two suspects that I ride with on a Friday Night (Yes - 3BM / Rich p, sometimes bikes are involved blah blah - before you lot start... :rolleyes:)
Anyway.
Tasmina Perry - 'Who she?'
Google gave me the answer here. (Incidentally, I googled the original book title in order to make this post and 'CycleChat' is the third highest entry on the list! :biggrin: )

Regarding Kathy Lette, every time I hear mention of her, I am transported back to a time when I used to buy the Sunday Times as a 14 yr old. I got it for the colour supp. which always had the latest Italian furnishings and house designs etc. which is why I got it in the first place - to dream (Who remembers Zarach tellys and Bubble Chairs?) but also, in the paper was a column or three of writing by; Jilly Cooper. Late sixties / early seventies onwards - detailing the little things in life which I recollect being fun to read. This was before all the horsey hunk novels that she became renown for, and, as I am trying to explain, predated Kathy Lette by many moons. (And, as an adolescent I would 'pre-date' Kathy Lette any day, and I'd have a post-dated check afterwards - just to make sure I wasn't dreaming! :tongue: )
Digression being what happens when I have to eat my words, I'l stop now, and let the true literary critics come forth. And it did occur to me that there must be a book about Telly, The Movies and the Travails of Stardom in the offing from 'our Kay' and Arun Nayar's ex. Called "Hurley Burley" this would sustain remainder bookshops nationwide.
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
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brilliant stuff ! The review, not the book.

"many of the sex scenes require a kind of Cirque de Soleil agility "

That means I'm buggered - I could probably have phrased that better.:smile:
 

downfader

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Burley..... uhhhgghh I hate that woman. Odious, unintelligent vapid peice of **** who should just implode like the rest of Sky News (and Fox news whilst we're at it) until they form a black hole of such maginitude that it sucks in everyone like her. Kay Burley's book, about as accurate as Mein Kampf I'd imagine. :rolleyes:
 

dellzeqq

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I read a different review, one that was a lot less flattering than Ms. Williams.

Still and all, writing sex scenes is a tricky business. I'm a bit of a Henry Miller fan, but I'll not trouble the forum with a slice of Sexus. What interests me about Kay Burley's oeuvre is that it comes out the month that ITV starts taking product placement. She could be forgiven for thinking 'I'll have a bit of that'. And, by the way, the book is not expensive.

Lily Allen tweets about Prada bags, Simon Cowell has a bottle of Diet Coke in front of him, Kate Burley goes on about La Senza and Waterford Crystal. Next thing you know there'll be people on Cycle Chat starting rides from NCP car parks........

Was Bret Easton Ellis paid to tag products, or was all that part of the schtick?
 

Fnaar

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product placement etc ... Next thing you know there'll be people on Cycle Chat starting rides from NCP car parks........

If anyone who makes really nice bikes is reading, I'm happy for you to sponsor the twaddle and 'humour' that I put on here... sig lines, T-shirts,... I'll even let you put a sticker on my helmet
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... just let me have your nice bikes, please.
 
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User169

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I read a different review, one that was a lot less flattering than Ms. Williams.

Still and all, writing sex scenes is a tricky business. I'm a bit of a Henry Miller fan, but I'll not trouble the forum with a slice of Sexus. What interests me about Kay Burley's oeuvre is that it comes out the month that ITV starts taking product placement. She could be forgiven for thinking 'I'll have a bit of that'. And, by the way, the book is not expensive.

Lily Allen tweets about Prada bags, Simon Cowell has a bottle of Diet Coke in front of him, Kate Burley goes on about La Senza and Waterford Crystal. Next thing you know there'll be people on Cycle Chat starting rides from NCP car parks........

Was Bret Easton Ellis paid to tag products, or was all that part of the schtick?

There's an entire chapter on Phil Collins - you might be on to something.
 
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