"Official Land Rover recovery vehicle" is quite a popular sticker for Land Cruiser and Shoggy owners. LR owners take the pith, but in fairness they're competitive off road, don't leak, don't break every Wednesday, and don't rust when a sparrow farts. In fact, one of the worst part of LR ownership was the smug prats who reckoned their rusty old oilers were the best fourbies in the World, yet when it snowed the Foresters showed them a clean pair of heels and off road the humble Jimmy could easi,y match them. The smug plonkers chewing their beards in the Army surplus pullovers were more annoying than the rust.