Kittens

[TVC]

The first rule of cat club: don't touch the white bits.

 

[Glow worm]

Flush them down the loo. Sorted,

Deary me Derrick. Strong coffee and to bed. (And no that's not an offer!)

 

[NickNick]

The first rule of cat club: don't touch the white bits.

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Its so hard not to though, almost worth the lacerations!

 

[Blue]

I have a gingery mog called Harry! Also named for a certain prince as he ended up at Battersea around the time of the last (major) royal wedding

I used to have a ginger tabby called Harrie and a grey tabby called Krishna. I used to love calling them in at night.

 

[Reynard]

This was Techno (also known as The Bear) she ruled the house with an iron paw that neither cat nor dog nor human was safe from! She played a big part in training a significant number of very big dogs to be very respectful towards the soft fluffy balls with flick knives! Sadly had to be pts at the wise old age of 21 last year.

Tech

• NickNick
• 1 Dec 2017

Tech

• NickNick
• 1 Dec 2017

e2a Poppy definitely has that fierce stare, they're very special, if occasionally challenging, cats!

Oh goodness, Techno sounds just like my kind of cat. Bet you miss her something bad.

Poppy will biff me if she thinks I've stepped out of line. She's also biffed a few cat show judges that she doesn't like, but then with the ones that she does take a shine to, she's all sweetness and light.

A friend has a tortie & white who will bite me as soon as I walk in through the door because I'm intruding on her patch, raid all the treats from my pocket, and then biff me on the way out because I'm leaving. Go figure. She's a tiny little thing, all of two and a half kilos, but she rules her household with an iron paw too.

 

[Cuchilo]

I hate kittens like that, lets get it a Twinkle Tush, that'll help a bit.
http://twinkletush.com/

 

[TVC]

 

[Mrs M]

Sam was so tiny the day we brought him home

 

[Reynard]

View attachment 385743 Sam was so tiny the day we brought him home

This is *MY* chair.
Go away and sit somewhere else.
This one is all my own.
It is the only thing in your house that I possess.
And *insist* upon possessing.

The opening lines of one of the best, funniest poems by Paul Gallico.

 

[jefmcg]

This is *MY* chair.
Go away and sit somewhere else.
This one is all my own.
It is the only thing in your house that I possess.
And *insist* upon possessing.

The opening lines of one of the best, funniest poems by Paul Gallico.

News flash: Scientists have translated cat language. They only have two sentences: "I'm hungry" and "Everything here is mine"

(old joke)

 

[Reynard]

News flash: Scientists have translated cat language. They only have two sentences: "I'm hungry" and "Everything here is mine"

(old joke)

That's about right, though.

 

[Deleted member 35268]

Flush them down the loo. Sorted,

Perhaps you are the much sort after cat killer of London ?

 

[derrick]

Perhaps you are the much sort after cat killer of London ?

Yes i supply a few restaurants round China town way.

 

[Mugshot]

Namine and Roxas

 

[Tin Pot]