Knife and fork

[Easytigers]

My wife just told me that I'm weird (not for the first time!) as I have to use a knife and fork to eat...in this case cheese on toast (only three slices as I'm slimming!!!). It's the same for anything similar e.g. pizza, burgers (not the McDonalds ones...I'm talking proper burgers!). It doesn't even come into my mind to pick them up.
Is it weird?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Eating a bar of chocolate with a knife and fork would be stranger than weird. What about fruit? Surely they have to be hands on!

 

[Easytigers]

Hands on for fruit (although I do have to hold segments of satsumas up to light to check for spiders...yes that one is weird!)

 

[vernon]

What about soup?

 

[Easytigers]

What about soup?

Don't do soup...neither a drink nor food...just some strange amalgamation of both concepts

 

[vernon]

Breakfast cereal?

 

[Easytigers]

Don't do cereal either...toast is man's best friend (even better if accompanied by bacon and brown sauce!).

 

[welsh dragon]

You are def weird. bless.

 

[Over The Hill]

Don't do cereal either...toast is man's best friend (even better if accompanied by bacon and brown sauce!).

OK so Beans on Toast needs a knife and fork but surely not toast and marmalade!

And then there are sandwiches.


Mrs OTH is K&F for Pizza - much to the amusement of the kids. Her mother always uses a knife and a plate to eat fruit.

The one I am perhaps odd on is a leafy salad. Really is a hands only job. Spoilt trying to mess around with a fork.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

@Easytigers goes for a ride....

 

[Easytigers]

@Easytigers goes for a ride....

Not sure it would fit on the front of the Colnago!

 

[vernon]

What about crisps?

 

[Archie_tect]

My wife just told me that I'm weird (not for the first time!) as I have to use a knife and fork to eat...in this case cheese on toast (only three slices as I'm slimming!!!). It's the same for anything similar e.g. pizza, burgers (not the McDonalds ones...I'm talking proper burgers!). It doesn't even come into my mind to pick them up.
Is it weird?

I do that... it's not wierd if I do that... not wierd at all.

 

[gavroche]

I never use a knife and fork for eating pancakes. They are best eaten rolled up, with your fingers.

 

[FeistySquirrel]

What about crisps?

For Crisps, you need a crisp-picker-upper.

Girl not included.


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