knitting puzzle

[Dayvo]

A bit of sleuthing suggests that it comes from the Lets Knit magazine.

I actually surfed Simply Knitting but I couldn't see which patterns they had featured (magnifying the text, the writing became too blurred).
Oh, the shame!

 

[Fnaar]

It's a knitted Xmas tree. Probably.

 

[abchandler]

I actually surfed Simply Knitting but I couldn't see which patterns they had featured (magnifying the text, the writing became too blurred).
Oh, the shame!

Look out for the new thread 'Do you ever find forums take over your life'

 

[Speicher]

Is it a woolley jumper for her (small) dog? Do the arms come out in funny places, and the gap for the neck is very wide in relation to the body?
and the sleeves are very short in length?

Or, am I allowed two guesses?

 

[pzycoman]

Im not allowed to answer this, am I Arch?

 

[graham56]

My mother made me a homosexual, if you send her some wool i`m sure she`ll make you one too.

 

[mickle]

Is it a bunch of flowers?
Is it a top hat?
Is it a shoe?
Is it a Hozan 15/16 wheel nut wrench (£45 from On One but out of stock)?
Is it a pencil sharpener?
Is it a box of tea bags?
Is it a garden shed?
Is it Nelson Mandela?
Is it a fire extinguisher?
Is it a sparrow?
Is it a cloud?
Is it a five pound note?
Is it a long bow?
Is it a fax machine?
Is it a door handle?
Is it a piston engine?
Is it a handlebar?
Is it a picture frame?
Is it a wooly jumper?
I give up this is a stupid game!

 

[mickle]

My mother made me a homosexual, if you send her some wool i`m sure she`ll make you one too.

Such a good line!

 

[Joe24]

A clown with a Santa uniform on?
A chicken with a flippers on the feet, snorkel a walking stick, Mr T chains round its neck and a diamond rings?

 

[mickle]

Is it a crash helmet?
Is it a tent?
Is it a bowl of cereal?
Is it the flag of Malawi?
Is it a biscuit?
Is it a statue?
Is it the leaning tower of Pisa?
Is it a ferrule?
Is it a tape measure?
Is it a set of dentures?
Is it a Bugatti Royale?
Is it an episode of Deep Space Nine?
Is it a window?
Is it a King prawn Vindaloo?
Is it the likkle baby Jesus?
Is it something very rude?
Is it a haddock?
I give up. Again.

 

[mickle]

Is it a VAR wheel truing jig?

 

[mickle]

Is it a rift in the space time continuum?

 

[mickle]

Is it a tonsil?

 

[mickle]

Is it a ball of wool?

 

[spandex]

a vindaloo for mickle