Knockengorroch here I come!

[vernon]

Under rule 7b it states that if there is significantly different wording then it doesn't count....

But it's the thought that counts....

 

[Crackle]

I once had a profitable afternoon at a festival charging curious women a pint of beer for a look under my kilt. I had more beer than I could cope with.

But no women. Was it chipolota weather?