Know anybody who's lost a foot?

[Andy in Sig]

I don't know if this link will work cos I'm useless at IT:

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=8650778

It seems that during the last year a total of six human feet have been found on the same bit of Canadian coastline. Weird. I mean, six feet: that's two yards!

 

[numbnuts]

I think it's a bit of a leg pull myself

 

[redjedi]

What size are they? I could do with a size 11 to match my left foot !!

 

[Lardyboy]

You put your right foot in, your right foot ........ oh bu**er!

 

[Yorkshireman]

Well I've lost a couple of inches (in height - at the back there) over the years, but the practice nurse said that that's quite normal .

 

[Dayvo]

Well I've lost a couple of inches (in height - at the back there) over the years, but the practice nurse said that that's quite normal .

Yeah, but what did the 'real' one say?

 

[girofan]

There isn't a man alive that can afford to lose a foot!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dayvo]

There isn't a man alive that can afford to lose a foot!!!!!!!!!!!!

An inch is bad enough, but 12 of them!!!

 

[Yorkshireman]

Yeah, but what did the 'real' one say?

I did ask once if she'd be a 'Proper Nurse' once she'd had enough practice ... I should have tried that one after the flu jab (bet it dosen't take her many strokes to pump her tyres up) ... My! - How we laughed

 

[Kirstie]

They've probably broken away from dead bodies in the water...I know someone who used to be in Kendal mountain rescue team. Someone reported a body in a tarn halfway down a mountain, so they went up there to fetch it out, put it in a body bag, and cart it off in a helicopter to the morgue. So the guy I know and another team member go into the water, one takes the head end, and one takes the feet end. They begin to lift the body, and it splits in two in the middle. They were wretching as they shoved it into the body bag...Jesus christ can you imagine that...?

My best friend is a crime scene manager in the police and specialises in skeletal remains/ bone identification. I've got a few really icky stories from her as well...

 

[Yellow Fang]

Is it Bigfoot?

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

 

[Dayvo]

They begin to lift the body, and it splits in two in the middle.

You mean like this (not yucky).

View: http://youtube.com/watch?v=chvsqMgPKhk

 

[Dayvo]

Is it Bigfoot?

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

More like footloose and fancy free!