Kombucha?

[longers]

The fungus thing that lives on tea.

It came up in conversation at work today and I was wondering if anyone could talk me into or out of trying to find one?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Noooooooo - that's just wrong.

See here https://www.cyclechat.net/

 

[Aperitif]

Are you man or mouse longers?

If the latter , look forward to an enlarged organ or two.

 

[TheDoctor]

OMFG. That looks horrible.
If it's fermented goodness you're after, might I suggest any number of barley or grape-based beverages, available at your shop or hostelry of choice? I'm sure they'll be better for you.