Last Words

[Melonfish]

"Yeah its just over this Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllll!"

my epitaph i hope shall read "here lies a dirty old man"

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
General John Sedgwick. 1864