Lateral thinking

[Brandane]

Sorry, can't help you with your Kangaroo question, but:-

A man walks into a cafe and asks for a fried breakfast

He asks that the fried bread be put in the middle of the plate, the baked beans at the bottom, the bacon to the left of the fried bread, the sausage to the right, and scrambled eggs at the top.

How can the waiter tell he's a member of the Salvation Army?

Because he rattled a tin in the waiters direction and tried to sell him a copy of "War Cry"?

 

[Markymark]

Yep, after nearly 3 years it's about time you told us @User !

Hey, don't rush him I'm still working it out. Give me til, say, 2016

 

[Beebo]

It was a long time ago, I cant remember what I was doing last week, yet along in 2011.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

3- When can you add 2 to 11 and result in an answer of 1?

I came up with a bakers' dozen but then I read the answers.

 

[slowwww]

Because he rattled a tin in the waiters direction and tried to sell him a copy of "War Cry"


Close!

 

[slowwww]

Because he's wearing Salvation Army uniform.

Correct!

 

[Brandane]

[QUOTE 3182564, member: 45"]It's simple. There was no kangaroo.[/QUOTE]
Well I'm so glad I waited the best part of 3 years for the answer!

 

[classic33]

It was a long time ago, I cant remember what I was doing last week, yet along in 2011.

Last week, the world cup. 2011 wondering about weird little habits & helping Fnaar with his home work!

 

[Fnaar]

Last week, the world cup. 2011 wondering about weird little habits & helping Fnaar with his home work!

My homework is always done without help