latest meat scare .........

[threebikesmcginty]

 

[Rezillo]

I've been thinking about how they have been getting away with it, and from what I can see to disguise the use of dodgy meat in their lasagna, they were using mascarpone cheese.

Brilliant.

 

[tomahawk]

The PM has told the Food Standards Agency that it is not moving fast enough on this and needs to giddyup.

 

[just jim]

A recent Gallop poll indicates zero trust in the processed food industry.

 

[djb1971]

The PM has told the Food Standards Agency that it is not moving fast enough on this and needs to giddyup.

The government has spurred them into action.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

I've been thinking about how they have been getting away with it, and from what I can see to disguise the use of dodgy meat in their lasagna, they were using mascarpone cheese.

I canter abide your jokes, must we be saddled with such punishment? You should change your tack lest we spur the mods into action.

 

[mickle]

I canter abide your jokes, must we be saddled with such punishment? You should change your tack lest we spur the mods into action.

Just give up, your lame jokes are a massive foal.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

Just give up, your lame jokes are a massive foal.

Shan't..

 

[mickle]

You need to rein it in mate.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I suspect someone at the abattoir has been foalsifying* records...

*just recycling 'foal' from Mickle's post.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2308646, member: 259"]I give up - I know it but I can't for the life of me remember where it's from![/quote]

Just the best pic I could find for a 'stage hook'.

 

[Aperitif]

"China has jumped on the Tesco bandwagon. They're selling quarter-pandas."

From Simon Hoggart's parliamentary sketch today.
Full article here.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

You need to rein it in mate.

Neigh lad.

 

[Aperitif]

'Stirrup of Figs' must be at a loose end right now - near the Bronco...it will give rise to the thin end of the wedge.

 

[just jim]

I tell you, this whole thing must be a total mare for Findus.