Layin' it down like it's laminate flooring
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fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
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That was quite good ! 
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
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Glad they included subtitles.
He’s got very impressive vocal skills.
Even name drops Lance Armstrong at one point.
He’s got very impressive vocal skills.
Even name drops Lance Armstrong at one point.
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swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Brilliant ending!
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
"They go off suddenly, like a punnet of strawberries "
-I'm stealing that .
Further apropos of not much , but still reminds me of an elderly lady aquaintance of mines favourite Joke..
"Men are just like bathroom floors"
-- "How so??"
"Lay 'em right the first time, and they'll never give you any more trouble"
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
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I do think that is funny (and it does not actually offend me), but...
... it definitely fails the wo-test!
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
I do think that is funny (and it does not actually offend me), but...
... it definitely fails the wo-test!
Say wut??
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
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- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Add 'wo', sit back, and see what happens!
I definitely would NOT get away with posting this joke...
"Women are just like bathroom floors"
-- "How so??"
"Lay 'em right the first time, and they'll never give you any more trouble"
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Add 'wo', sit back, and see what happens!
I definitely would NOT get away with posting this joke...
"Women are just like bathroom floors"
-- "How so??"
"Lay 'em right the first time, and they'll never give you any more trouble"
Have you been on 'jokes' thread on this forum.??
There's plenty of everyday sexism* 'got away' with there.
But it's just so very 'everyday' that no one notices...
Anyway, if I see M' I'll tell her.
In fact, I sure many have already...
But she doesn't take any notice.
That's incorrigible old ladies for you, I guess...
I hope to live long enough to become one myself one day
*Edited to add... try post #18,930
For instance... Hilarious. !!!
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T4tomo
Legendary Member
Given how the dice are stacked, my view is we can let the women have jokes like that at our expense and to be honest it works better that way, given the propensity of many men to think with their groins.
Indeed, many posters stuck in the 70's with Bernard Manning and Les Dawson. Still the moderators close threads at the slightest hint of politics, yet sexist and borderline racism get ignored
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Given how the dice are stacked, my view is we can let the women have jokes like that at our expense and to be honest it works better that way, given the propensity of many men to think with their groins.
Indeed, many posters stuck in the 70's with Bernard Manning and Les Dawson. Still the moderators close threads at the slightest hint of politics, yet sexist and borderline racism get ignored
Yup - cos it's the 'everyday norm' right.??
But (some) people need to 'get over themselves'
Given the playing field has not been level, and still is not level between the sexes, you'd think that would be taken into account.
See also the 'G' word..
White people taking the p*ss out of frothing reactionary white people, somehow, curiously becomes 'racism' .
Oh the fragility ...
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
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- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I did have a quick look in the jokes thread when it first started but put it on ignore after a week or so. I thought that I would find about 25% of them funny(-ish), 50% fairly boring, and 25% offensive one way or another.
mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
To be fair, there are some quite childishly funny ones on there, now and again..
I made someone laugh with the
"Why don't you see hippos, hiding in trees very often ?"
one, the other day...
That probs just tells you all you need to know about the company I keep though
