Lesbian city please !

[yenrod]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...bian-City-story-crashes-Chinese-internet.html

 

[alecstilleyedye]

hate to break it to you yenners, but i doubt you'd find much action there…

 

[Chuffy]

News reports of the city have crippled China's internet providers as millions of goggle-eyed men read up on the town's rampant women and try to find out how to get there.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...y-crashes-Chinese-internet.html#ixzz0TOEcbTUN

...and yet, I share a chromosomal arrangement with these simple minded fools. Oh the shame.

 

[chap]

So they were willing to risk being beaten to death by police in order to be rejected by a group of Lesbians? I think those ominous threats about the implications of millions of Chinese graduates were somewhat blown out of proportion

Although I think Inverness should market the line that Nessy is putting out...

 

[yenrod]

hate to break it to you yenners, but i doubt you'd find much action there…

Yuh never know Alec, 1 or 2 may swing both ways...

 

[snapper_37]

Yuh never know Alec, 1 or 2 may swing both ways...

But, but, but ... then they wouldn't be lesbians now would they?

*sigh* men!

I think I'm going to go Bonjy and talk about 'serious lesbians'.

 

[Chuffy]

I think I'm going to go Bonjy and talk about 'serious lesbians'.

Can I watch? This could be hilarious.

 

[Cheddar George]

I think Arbitrary is the man for the job ...... where ever he is .

 

[Chuffy]

I think Arbitrary is the man for the job ...... where ever he is .

Somewhere out there, making the world a weirder place.

I miss him.

 

[Dayvo]

I think Abitrary is out converting lesbians!

Yeah, he was a character and a half. I´m sure he´s lurking, waiting for the right time to ´beam down´again.

 

[Cheddar George]

I'm sure i remember Arbitrary being typically earnest about how he had the power to convert lesbians .......... yes i miss him as well, he was a cut above your average forum nutter.

 

[Chuffy]

I'm sure i remember Arbitrary being typically earnest about how he had the power to convert lesbians .......... yes i miss him as well, he was a cut above your average forum nutter.

Oh god, I'd forgotten about that! He did like to push things beyond the point of no return, didn't he?

 

[snapper_37]

Can I watch? This could be hilarious.

Oh if you insist kind sir.....

A 'serious' lesbian:

1. Has 1 cat or more (no pussy jokes I thank yee)
2. Only wears make up to cover a tattoo or scar (from when they were in a ruck with a bottle of Pils).
3. Gets her hair cut in a 'unisex' salon and never less than a Grade 2.
4. Has Ellen Degeneres posters or arty pics around the .....
5. Apartment.
6. Can play pool after 10 pints of Stella.
7. Can drink said pints without 'coming up for air'.
7. Doesn't eat 'meat' unless there's a K in the month.
8. Hates men and has a photo of George Cluney in a dartboard.

And last, but no means least.....

Has mudFLAPS instead of mudGUARDS.

 

[snapper_37]

I'm sure i remember Arbitrary being typically earnest about how he had the power to convert lesbians ..........

He did. He's in my closet now, tied up with pink ribbon, covered in honey and raring to go!!!!!

 

[Chuffy]

Oh if you insist kind sir.....

A 'serious' lesbian:

1. Has 1 cat or more (no pussy jokes I thank yee)
2. Only wears make up to cover a tattoo or scar (from when they were in a ruck with a bottle of Pils).
3. Gets her hair cut in a 'unisex' salon and never less than a Grade 2.
4. Has Ellen Degeneres posters or arty pics around the .....
5. Apartment.
6. Can play pool after 10 pints of Stella.
7. Can drink said pints without 'coming up for air'.
7. Doesn't eat 'meat' unless there's a K in the month.
8. Hates men and has a photo of George Cluney in a dartboard.

And last, but no means least.....

Has mudFLAPS instead of mudGUARDS.

That's very nearly my friend Sue. Not sure if she can breathe through her ears though, I'll have to ask her wife.