Lessons never forgotten??

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TheDoctor

Europe Endless
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Location
The TerrorVortex
'Wear clean underwear in case you're hit by a bus'
Cheers mum.
If I got hit by a bus I'd probably sh1t myself anyway.
Oh, and I once got told off for finishing off the apples. The maternal rant ended :-
'They don't grow on trees!!!'
Thank God she lives 250 miles away now.
 

gbb

Legendary Member
Location
Peterborough
Dont ask someone how much they earn :angry:

As a green 16 year old in my first job....first day...gulp...what do you talk about in this new world. :wacko:

'So...how much are you on an hour' i rather naively asked the guy they put me with.

:smile::angry::biggrin: 'Thats my business' :angry::angry: was the instant retort

:thumbsup::sad::wacko:...oh....i wont be doing that again then
 
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bobg

bobg

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TheDoctor said:
'Wear clean underwear in case you're hit by a bus'
Cheers mum.
If I got hit by a bus I'd probably sh1t myself anyway.
Oh, and I once got told off for finishing off the apples. The maternal rant ended :-
'They don't grow on trees!!!'
Thank God she lives 250 miles away now.

:angry: That reminds me... upon getting to the top of the climbing frame .... don't come running to me if you break your leg
 
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bobg

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gbb said:
Dont ask someone how much they earn :thumbsup:

As a green 16 year old in my first job....first day...gulp...what do you talk about in this new world. :sad:

'So...how much are you on an hour' i rather naively asked the guy they put me with.

:angry::angry::wacko: 'Thats my business' :wacko::angry: was the instant retort

:smile::sad::sad:...oh....i wont be doing that again then

Yeah, big mistake :angry: I was given a big lump of smoked salmon with the words " get that ready for our dinner lad " ( it was dinner at midday in those days ) so I fried it!!!:biggrin:
 

ChrisKH

Guru
Location
Essex
bobg said:
Stop doing that or it'll drop off :sad: or was that just me.....

I say that to my youngest now. That and 'take your finger out of your nose or your head will cave in' seem to be popular.
 

ChrisKH

Guru
Location
Essex
I recall being introduced to someone in my first job and shook their hand but remained sitting down (I was at a computer terminal at the time). My then boss came back and said 'next time I introduce someone to you stand up and show them some respect'. He was right and I do.
 
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