Let's write a song for Eurovision 2015

[Yellow Fang]

I'll do the first line, hhmmm:

As the breeze drifts the chimney smoke to the cloudy skies

Do you think that's a bit Morrisey?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

needs a clichéd key change at the end.

 

[nickyboy]

And butterchurn girls........butterchurn girls with big boobies.......don't forget them

 

[ianrauk]

Oooh Oah Bing a Bong Bang!

Or has that been done?

 

[JoeyB]

Don't forget the keyboard solo and flame sax

....or just enter this:
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0

 

[Archie_tect]

"...as my little pony ran away, ran away...
and my little pony ran away"
[fades with sobbing as an Irish fiddle plays a haunting melody]

 

[Fnaar]

Meine flip hat gefloppet
Mochten sie meine bratwurst
Ooh ooh yeah baby baby

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I've got a great one for us for next year...

Our song's shit
Don't vote for it.

Repeat all through song and next year and the year after that and the one after that and the one after that and the one after that...

 

[Yellow Fang]

[QUOTE 3079312, member: 76"]A Russian tank annexes another far off distant land
And transgender singers are all subsequently banned[/QUOTE]

That sounds a bit like Marillion.

 

[Sara_H]

This songs shoot. It's a winner!

 

[Archie_tect]

That sounds a bit like Marillion.

Has the lilting rhythm of an Irish jig, especially the second line...

 

[ufkacbln]

I've got a beard!

 

[Saluki]

I've got a beard!

and the men are all affeared
especially russian men
who all ran away when.....

 

[ayceejay]

It's not that the lyrics that are in it to win it
it's the kitsch and the bitch switch innit?

 

[Beebo]

You will do well to beat this effort. It was written by the Divine Comedy.

View: http://youtu.be/RG0QKaaLTCE