Let's write a song for Eurovision 2015

[ufkacbln]

I think this song has become non-contiguous. The scansion does not fit. I think we should concentrate on who is to perform this song. For example, I imagined the singer of the first line would be an earnest 18-year-old, playing an acoustic guitar. The 2nd line does not quite fit with that image, but the 3rd and 4th lines could. The butterchurn girls, boom bang-a-bang, and keyboard solo and flame sax seem to belong to three different acts. "My little pony" might do for a chorus, although personally I would not vote for that lyric. Personally, I was imagining an earnest 18-year-old, female ingenue with an acoustic guitar, but an 18-year-old lad with a beard would do just as well.

So, the first thing we have to do is work out what sort of act this is.

Well if you are going to go for some inexperienced whippersnapper instead of a as been experienced older person then I withdraw the offer of my bearded presence

 

[ufkacbln]

Why not an act about Cycling?

Puppet on a (slack) chain ?

 

[simon the viking]

Ocht, we've got The Proclaimers, we'll be fine!!

Can't see why the pro-vote hasn't asked the Proclaimers to re-release "Cap in hand" .............









Oh just realised that makes me sound like a fan of them.....

 

[Beebo]

That guy with the Xylophone..... That must take a bit of practice to do!!!!:

How does he see where he is going.
The guy with the snare drum was equally impressive, riding with his elbows.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Can't see why the pro-vote hasn't asked the Proclaimers to re-release "Cap in hand" .............

Enough of that guff!!

 

[simon the viking]

Enough of that guff!!

I have no opinion on independence..... just thought the lyrics support the yes vote and it includes the line.........

I can understand why Stranraer lie so lowly......They could save a lot of points by signing Hibs goalie.....

Truly classic song writing......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have no opinion on independence..... just thought the lyrics support the yes vote and it includes the line.........

I can understand why Stranraer lie so lowly......They could save a lot of points by signing Hibs goalie.....

Truly classic song writing......

I'm not a great fan either, so just thought you were having a pop!

Note to self: Pay more attention in future!!

 

[Yellow Fang]

No one would guess The Proclaimers were singing in English. We could get The Wurzels.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No one would guess The Proclaimers were singing in English. We could get The Wurzels.

Sod that, get the cast and production team who did 'Jamaica Inn'!!

 

[Doseone]

Write a song for Eurovision? It's easy