Mr Pig said:
His secretary. I'm genuinely exited to see what happens! :0)
Oh for christ sake sorry but I cannot abide by people who write to the chief executive of a company. Do they
honestly think that he is actually going to even consider getting anywhere near reading it?
I used to work for Dixons contact centre and the letters that were addressed "to the chief executive" were just bundled in with all the others, and answered by me. The only difference was that you just had to put "on behalf of" [the chief exec] on the bottom.
I used to deliberately be more harsh with the ones that I considered to be particularly anal and the ones that actually obviously were pompous enough to think that THEIR letter was going to actually get through to him, and - what, bring the company to its knees and trigger the chief exec to think " you know what? I'm actually going to do something for this guy, I'm going to
fix the world. And it'll all be because of him".

It's amazing the amount that actually started with a rant about how it was unlikely to be the chief exec actually reading it. Why bother address it to him then??

Customer service
is not his job!