'Likes' to 'Posts' ratio...

[classic33]

Look at classic33.

http://www.cyclechat.net/members/?type=likes

He's nearly got a 1:1 ratio.

He's not that funny!

Have you ever done anything like this though?

 

[srw]

See the post above yours.

I was gazumped.

If I were to be dangerously, radically, on topic for a change - I can claim (truthfully) to have spent the night with @Agent Hilda. On a bike.

 

[classic33]

Look at classic33.

http://www.cyclechat.net/members/?type=likes

He's nearly got a 1:1 ratio.

He's not that funny!

Have you ever done anything like this though?

Any one else found a set of traffic lights, dumped. Or am I alone on that one as well?
I actually returned the last set I found, fastened standing up on the Brox, making a detour near some roadworks where it was assumed that they had been removed from. Owners name on them proved otherwise.

Or

A shoe with the foot still in it, a Porsche(upturned in a field). The results of a burglary on a church near Leeds, including the silverware from the church. In trying to hand it in to the police I was asked if "I'd actually found them".

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I thought the whole point of using ratios was to get rid of the decimal points. 2:3 for me, which leaves me about 900 likes off the Most Likes page on the Members' section. I'm going to have to come up with a really funny series of posts to make up that shortfall.

 

[classic33]

Ha, you fools. My prayers have been answered. Your self-declarations of likes show that you've got far more than you could possibly know what to do with, so I'm going to tax you with a 90% rate of Like Tax (LT, for short), to pay for all the uncosted promises I've made. And it doesn't matter if I only manage to extract 2.3 litres of chain oil from the chain oil fields, rather than the 45 trillion barrels I'd previously guessed.

I've been spoken for!

 

[Moon bunny]

1124 likes from 842 posts or 1.335:1

 

[nickyboy]

1.17:1
To get likes....be funny, post lots of photos in your ride reports, post pictures of your pets. So if you can crack a joke whilst posting a pic of your tortoise riding your bike somewhere nice, you're onto a winner

and avoid long and heated arguments about helmets, headphones, Scottish independence and Shimano/Campagnolo

 

[Accy cyclist]

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[Accy cyclist]

Thanks for the extra like Classic!

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Perhaps use @welsh dragon 's approach: she uses the Like button an awful lot, and seems to receive as many as she gets .

 

[welsh dragon]

Perhaps use @welsh dragon 's approach: she uses the Like button an awful lot, and seems to receive as many as she gets .

Just for that your not getting one, a like that is.. @victor

 

[cosmicbike]

I like many things. Going for a ride for example, I like doing it, I like others doing it, so they generally get a like, like. Likes are funny things, and are not to be confused with licks. Being found licking posts, regardless of the post to lick ratio, is generally frowned upon and can cause splinters, or frozen tongue, though the latter is only normally experienced when licking metal posts in winter.

 

[nickyboy]

To test out my theory, here's Walter and me taking a ride in the Peak District yesterday

Tried to work in a pun on bacon, ham, gammon etc but failed

 

[Sara_H]

Well, what's yours?

Mine's been above 1:4 for a while (currently 105:406), but unless I get some a few more 'likes' soon, it's going to dip below that nice round number. Just wondering what tactics to employ, other than stark bribery. Do I go for the extremist votes, or stick to appealing to the masses? Should I promise continuity, or independence, or tax cuts? Or all three, and keep my fingers crossed?? Should I avoid political satire???

This is too much like maths homework IMO.

 

[cosmicbike]

To test out my theory, here's Walter and me taking a ride in the Peak District yesterday

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Tried to work in a pun on bacon, ham, gammon etc but failed

Ah, now you see I would have given you a like for that, but then I noticed your steed is somewhat lacking in the wheels department. Mind you, it does appear to be single speed, and anybody doing the Peak District on one of those contraptions probably deserves a like. I'll have a think about it....

I do also rather like bacon...