Limericks thread

[Saddle bum]

There was a girl cyclist from Nottingham
Who had no manners or had forgotten them
One day at the vicar's
She took off her knickers
"Because," she explained, "I felt hot in 'em."

 

[Arch]

There once was a lady named Sue
Who despaired au coin de la rue
Where once was chippy
It's now gone all hippy
So spag bol will just have to do

That's suberb! Thank you! I don't think I've ever had a limerick that was so appropriate!

 

[Archie_tect]

There is a young lad named McGinty
who says not a word, not a hint. He
now owns three bikes,
which he really quite likes,
whose colours are sharp- even flinty.

 

[Archie_tect]

There was a young lad from Darjeeling,
who got on a bus, bound for Ealing.
It said on the door,
"Do not spit on the floor".
So he laid down and spat on the ceiling.