Liquid paraffin.

[Globalti]

Got back from a week of hotels, early starts, irregular meals, dehydration and hundreds of kms of driving in eastern Europe feeling a bit constipated and bloated.

Necked two teaspoons of the liquid paraffin we give the cat for furballs.

BLIMEY.......!

 

[Redvers]

And? Seems like you got cut off half way through the story.

Why would you want fur balls, especially when feeling a bit constipated and bloated?

 

[Yellow Fang]

Just go for a jog. I'm a martyr to runners' trots.

 

[jimboalee]

Tis a most excellent 'O' ring lubricant.

Two spoons ? 'O' my ring !!