got-to-get-fit
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- Yarm, Cleveland
Got home yesterday afternoon to find some joyous literary prose penned in indelible black marker on my white garden gate.
It read .....i love Hitler
as if this was not enough to raise my spirits for the day and ensure a spring in my step there was also a drawing of a penis with a spurt eminating from the tip and the words 'cum shot' scrawled under it.
Now, this was quite obviously the work of some aspiring bard who also had a love of anatomic art.....i am just slightly annoyed that he/she chose my gate to express themselves.
Do you think i should supply an easle outside the house or perhaps a simple exercise book so that the little cherubs could write down their thoughts as they are struck by the creative thunderbolt .............
..............or should i just lie in wait and give the little fu**ers a piece of my mind?
It read .....i love Hitler
as if this was not enough to raise my spirits for the day and ensure a spring in my step there was also a drawing of a penis with a spurt eminating from the tip and the words 'cum shot' scrawled under it.
Now, this was quite obviously the work of some aspiring bard who also had a love of anatomic art.....i am just slightly annoyed that he/she chose my gate to express themselves.
Do you think i should supply an easle outside the house or perhaps a simple exercise book so that the little cherubs could write down their thoughts as they are struck by the creative thunderbolt .............
..............or should i just lie in wait and give the little fu**ers a piece of my mind?