1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

literary prose on my gate....

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by got-to-get-fit, 27 Jun 2008.

  1. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Location:
    Yarm, Cleveland
    Got home yesterday afternoon to find some joyous literary prose penned in indelible black marker on my white garden gate.

    It read .....i love Hitler

    as if this was not enough to raise my spirits for the day and ensure a spring in my step there was also a drawing of a penis with a spurt eminating from the tip and the words 'cum shot' scrawled under it.

    Now, this was quite obviously the work of some aspiring bard who also had a love of anatomic art.....i am just slightly annoyed that he/she chose my gate to express themselves.

    Do you think i should supply an easle outside the house or perhaps a simple exercise book so that the little cherubs could write down their thoughts as they are struck by the creative thunderbolt .............
    ..............or should i just lie in wait and give the little fu**ers a piece of my mind?
     
  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    If you can catch them the latter option should be more satisfying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. marinyork

    marinyork Resting in suspended Animation

    Location:
    Logopolis
    You might be waiting a while ;).
     
  4. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Honky

    Location:
    North Somerset
    We came home from a nice Sunday afternoon walk a couple of years ago to find stickers on our and most of the other cars in the road, proclaiming such niceties as "Hitler was right" and "blacks go home".

    They appeared to come from some extremist group who were so brave and confident of their position that they did all of their campaigning when no-one was looking.
     
  5. John the Monkey

    John the Monkey Frivolous Cyclist

    Location:
    Crewe
    Astonishing isn't it?

    Facebook, myspace, beebo... there's never been so many ways for the disaffected youth to express their opinions, show off their wit etc, and yet they still insist on daubing their thoughts over other people's stuff.
     
  6. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    There are a few kids at school that have an obsession with drawing penis's on books with a spurt coming out of them.
    Most people got annoyed about it and moaned. But some people decided to fill their books up with penis' with shots coming out of them, and even drew a big one on their bag with, "I love cocks" on both sides of it. They were not impressed.
    Wait for them to do it again, then cover them with stickers saying "I love cocks" and pictures of penis'.
     
  7. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    The writing's on the wall for folks like these! ;)
     
  8. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Location:
    Behind a desk
    GTGF, you've missed the point. The author is making an ironic point that Hitler was a little squirt.
     
  9. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    Was it Banksy?