Literature in smiley form...

[gbyers]

Trainspotting (Irvine Welsh)

Sick Boy :?:
Renton
Spud :?:
Begbie
Renton & Schoolgirl
Tommy & Diane :?:
Archie Gemmill
Tommy & Diane
Tommy
Renton
Mr & Mrs Renton
Man in Pub
Begbie
Renton :?:
Begbie
Spud
Renton

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Ok, Hamlet;

Hamlet's father::?:
Hamlet's mother and uncle::?:
Hamlet:
Hamlet (throughout): (but really :?: pretending)
Hamlet:
Polonius:
Hamlet:
Polonius:
Hamlet::?:
Polonius:
Hamlet's mother:
Hamlet::8:
Ophelia:
Hamlet:
Ophelia:
Nearly everybody:

The End.

(It's been a long time since I read Hamlet!)

 

[Brock]

I tried to cut and paste, but it didn't copy the darn smiles.... here goes again...

Romeo:

Juliet: :?:

Both:

Tybalt and Mercutio:

Mercucio:

Romeo:

Tybalt:

Nurse and Friar: :?:

Romeo and Juliet:

Juliet: (but actually ):8:

Romeo: :?:

Juliet:

Prince::?:

Montagues and Capulets:

There, I think that's right...

*Enthusiastic applause*ovate*stand*cheer*

Well I adored Arch's production of Romeo and Juliet immensely. A strong supporting cast created a sensationally dramatic and emotive canvas for the painting of this Shakespeare classic, while the leading characters, Juliet played by blush and Romeo played by shy, provided the most vivid foreground flourish in this breathtaking masterpiece. Both lead roles were realised with performances that had my heart soaring with the naive excitement of young love, only to feel it being pulled at hurtfully with the pain and desperation clearly and believably expressed by the tragic couple in this timeless masterpiece.

Arch should be applauded for her directorial artistry, and faultless casting in this work, and I pray that she'll tackle some of the other challenging classics in the future. Star Wars would be ace.

 

[Fnaar]

Sorry to lower the intellectual tone, but here's the 'chase' scene from any Benny Hill prog: (you'll have to imagine thesaxophone theme music in the background, and the scene starts in the local hospital, progressing into a public park with bandstand; the 'chasees' are nurses)
:?::?::?:

And that little slappy-head fella:

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Waiting for Godot:

 

[Arch]

*Enthusiastic applause*ovate*stand*cheer*

Arch should be applauded for her directorial artistry, and faultless casting in this work, and I pray that she'll tackle some of the other challenging classics in the future. Star Wars would be ace.

I'm deeply touched.

Ok, here goes (but I haven't seen it for a while, so I may forget the odd bit or get mixed up in the timeline...)


Star Wars

Tattooine

Luke:
Aunt and Uncle:
Luke:

Leia's Ship

Leia:
C3PO: :?: (and remains so throughout...)
R2D2:

Tattoine:

C3PO::?:
R2D2:

Luke:

Leia (in hologram form):

Luke:

Later:

Luke

Sand people:

Ben (Obi Wan):

Back at the farm:

Aunt and Uncle:

Luke:

Space Port:
Luke:
Obi Wan:

Han Solo:

Chewbacca:

Death Star
Darth Vader: (but strangely, also: )

Planet Alderran::?:

Han Solo and Leia: (but you so know, later on )

<considerable amounts of etc for some time...) Climaxing in

Obi Wan:

Cut to:

Outside Death Star

Various pilots: :?:

Luke:
Vader:
Luke:
Vader:

Ben <voiceover>:


Luke::8:
Death Star:

Final scene:

All:

R2D2:
C3PO:

All:

Roll credits...

 

[mosschops2]

More applause, surely an Oscar nomination in the pipeline. A Masterpiece!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

albert camus - l'etranger

l'etranger :?:
the arab :?:

 

[mosschops2]

Here's more brevity for you:

Birthday Party (Pinter)

Petey :?:

Meg

Lulu :?:

Stanley :?:

Goldberg and McCann

 

[Arch]

More applause, surely an Oscar nomination in the pipeline. A Masterpiece!!!

It's a worry. I'll never keep the standard up.

I can't even remember the plot to The Empire Strikes Back...

 

[mosschops2]

The answer to all such questions:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Empire_Strikes_Back#Plot

 

[fuzzy29]

Withnail and I

Withnail

Marwood

Withnail

Marwood

Monty

Withnail

Marwood

Withnail

Marwood

Withnail :?:

Marwood

Monty

Lady in tea shop

Withnail

Marwood

Monty

Withnail

Marwood :8:

Monty

Marwood :?:

Withnail

Marwood :?:

Danny :?:

Camberwell carrot

 

[derall]

Dracula

J Harker :?:

J Harker
Count

Female Vampires :?:
J Harker
J Harker
Count

Lucy Westenra :?:

Lucy
Van Helsing
Lucy's mother

Mina, Jonathon :?:
Lucy Westenra
Lucy Westenra

Count :8:

Jonathon, Quincey
Count

 

[FazTheWookie]

!!:?:!:?:!:?:!!







12 Angry Men - Reginald Rose

(Gets coat and leaves - quickly)

 

[Arch]

<groan>

Very good!