Little kids!!!

[Joe24]

You make me laugh!!

Would your mum really mind? I would be delighted as a mum, you were sensible enough to use them.

Yeh, she may probably kill me.
My brother who is older, drove to Slovakia to see his gf who was competing there. Her bet was, i bet you dont have sex with your gf.(50p bet)
My mum, who doesnt want me and my gf to be in the house alone, got a shock when i text her saying that me and my GF had just done it. She was shocked and wanted to know where my Gfs parents were and where we were.
We were sat in Thorntons cafe, laughing like mad over her paranoid reply

 

[Joe24]

You might not have them but I assure you you were one, maybe you still are?

No, i dont go around screaming.
Well, i might scream at car drivers if they are going to hit me or annoy me.

 

[fossyant]

Joe I no doubt any of the riders with kids would be thinking....."thank god mine are just as bad"........... only when you've got the blighters, do you appreciate the trouble some times....makes you smile as the parent's are going nuts.......only 'cos you've done it yourself....

They are funny - my daughter is Miss 9 million questions...aged 6..........

 

[Joe24]

I said to one person that has a kid(one more on the way) why the hell would you have kids. He said he didnt know and got out of the house so he didnt have to listen to the screaming. He then told me to ask someone else who has 3 kids. Asked him and he turned to us, said, what did you say.
Had some skill to blank it out i think

 

[Noodley]

I said to one person that has a kid(one more on the way) why the hell would you have kids. He said he didnt know and got out of the house so he didnt have to listen to the screaming. He then told me to ask someone else who has 3 kids. Asked him and he turned to us, said, what did you say.
Had some skill to blank it out i think

It's like my ability to blank your replies

 

[karen.488walker]

Joe all I can say is mine are fantastic. Yes I want to throttle them sometimes, but my son hugs me and worries about me if I'm down. My daughter is amazing and determined. They are the most awesome skiers - very important trait in a person- and if anything happened to thme I think I would die. I assure you your Mum feels the same. Don't underestimate her concern, it is what we call "love". ( 8&6) You're asking the wrong people, I know plenty.

 

[Joe24]

I think when im older, alot older, my view may change

 

[ComedyPilot]

My little girl is 15 months old. Creases me up when she toddles round the house with her ball, shouting, "mmoy, mmoy"

 

[postman]

My eldest is 13.She finds me such a numpty.I am always asking her to solve computer problems.

She even put Dame Vera Lynn on my mobile for me.

Then gave me that look.

You know the one. This is sooo below me.

 

[Noodley]

She even put Dame Vera Lynn on my mobile for me.

...This is sooo below me.

I don't blame her! At least I have got my daughter to like AC/DC (opens it up to smutty comment...) and she sends me bluetooth songs.