Little Princess On Board ...

[Dave Davenport]

Don't be a ****, Dogs are FAR superior to snotty nosed kids and as such DON'T need to be stressed (if in fact they notice, all dogs are different - our previous dog only seemed to get worked up over motor bikes for example, and, well you'd probably be setting yourself up for a nasty accident if you did THAT on a bike!).
Anyway, you would just be asking for trouble doing that, and oh look.... you have a nice bent bonnet now because you were too close behind to brake in time! That's how impressed I'd be with you. Now, **** off and get a Darwin Award or something.



That's obviously just a piss take.



What's wrong with that? in the event of an accident, at least people will know what is/was onboard.
As I say, kids Humans don't have anything against animals. A view I have reinforced every day when I just look at my fellow humans (particularly those who are stupid towards animals).


Doug - couldn't care less about Humanity and we only have ourselves to blame.

That post was a wind up, surely?

 

[Baggy]

Come to think of it I'm pretty sure I once saw one about cakes!

There's a tiny sticker on my rear mudguard that says "I brake for cake".

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That post was a wind up, surely?

Yes, but surely there WILL be people out there who actually do it, I mean, they do everything else....

 

[al78]

That post was a wind up, surely?

Having read posts from him along similar lines I doubt it. I'm beginning to think he needs psychiatric help.

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Misanthropy

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm beginning to think he needs psychiatric help.

Ya cheeky git ye!!

It was partly tongue in cheek, yes, but at the same time, I wouldn't put it past some people.

No, having worked with both animals and people, I know what I'd prefer, it is as simple as that. That said, maybe I do need help, al la Reginald Perrin.

Humanity is brilliant, but mind bendingly stupid at the same time. If we could cut out the mind bendingly stupid bit, then there wouldn't be a problem!

By the way, I have brain damage, and I worked it out years ago, so what does that say about everyone else?

 

[postman]

Tuesday ,Chelsea tractor being driven on Harrogate Road near Marks And Spencers.Female driving very slowly applying makeup.I could have snatched it out of her hand i was that close.Both hands off the wheel. Why i asked myself.Pull over you bint it's much safer.

 

[Dave Davenport]

Don't be a ****, Dogs are FAR superior to snotty nosed kids and as such DON'T need to be stressed (if in fact they notice, all dogs are different - our previous dog only seemed to get worked up over motor bikes for example, and, well you'd probably be setting yourself up for a nasty accident if you did THAT on a bike!).
Anyway, you would just be asking for trouble doing that, and oh look.... you have a nice bent bonnet now because you were too close behind to brake in time! That's how impressed I'd be with you. Now, **** off and get a Darwin Award or something.



That's obviously just a piss take.

http://www.flickr.co...@N02/539567848/

 

[david1701]

tbf you are completely misinterpreting the sign, its a warning that there is a dumb mum driving who is talking to the kid not watching the road, so give as much space as humanly possible

 

[ianrauk]

Mrs Ian wanted to get a baby on board sticker.. Oh no I said and I put my foot down..

 

[Ravenbait]

I occasionally have idle thoughts about getting crackback stickers made up saying "Inconsiderate twunt on board" for the purposes of guerilla deployment.

Sam

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I occasionally have idle thoughts about getting crackback stickers made up saying "Inconsiderate twunt on board" for the purposes of guerilla deployment.

Sam

i'll happily deploy a few should that ever come to owt…

 

[Mad at urage]

Mrs Ian wanted to get a baby on board sticker.. Oh no I said and I put my foot down..

Was that when you got nicked for speeding?

 

[david1701]

tbf you are completely misinterpreting the sign, its a warning that there is a dumb mum driving who is talking to the kid not watching the road, so give as much space as humanly possible

I'm not a crazy sexist barstard btw, I base this mostly off how my 2 sisters drive and their school run friends

 

[danphoto]

What about "Caution Horses" then? It must have amused the Cowboy Junkies too, 'cos they called an excellent album "The Caution Horses".

And then of course there's "I slow down for horses", which invites all manner of witty or derisory remarks ...

 

[slowmotion]

A while, ago I saw an impressive Rastafarian driving an absolute banger in Swiss Cottage. The notice in the back window read

"WARNING: I slow down for hallucinations".

Class!