Lisa21
Mooching.............
- Location
- North Wales
Iv been constantly putting factor 50 on and iv still burned
Lobsters in white shirts
- Thread starter Theseus
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Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Lobsters ON white shirts can look OK...
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Lobsters ON white shirts can look OK...
.......If you are blind.
rollinstok
Well-Known Member
- Location
- morecambe
My Mrs uses chip fat
goo_mason
Champion barbed-wire hurdler
- Location
- Leith, Edinburgh
I remember a work colleague years ago who fell asleep in the sun and got THE most spectacular sunburn I've ever seen. It was only down her front - so there was a brilliant line of burn/non-burn running down either side of her neck / arms / legs. Because she was sleeping, even her eyelids were burned. Didn't help that she was ginger with very fair skin, which just made the burnt bits look even redder against the non-burnt bits.
She'd have lit the room up if you'd turned off the lights...
She'd have lit the room up if you'd turned off the lights...
jonny jeez
Legendary Member
- Location
- Chislehurst, Kent, UK
That brings to mind the Rab C Nesbit episode in Spain where Jamie Cotter asked the Spanish sun to do it's worse...
There is absolutely no point at all in Gingers sunbathing.....
I know...
Cheddar George
oober member
- Location
- Location: Location
If you stare at them for too long you get a strange craving for crab sticks !!
carolonabike
Senior Member
- Location
- Boldon
On Saturday evening I noticed I had one pink arm (wrist up to my t shirt sleeve) and one pink leg from the ankle to where my shorts began. It's faded now but looked pretty silly for a while 
. We had cycled north all morning with the sun on our right, then south in the afternoon by which time the sun was on our right side again. I don't know why but it never even occured to me to get the sun tan lotion out.
. We had cycled north all morning with the sun on our right, then south in the afternoon by which time the sun was on our right side again. I don't know why but it never even occured to me to get the sun tan lotion out.
swampyseifer
Well-Known Member
- Location
- Milton Keynes. UK
Oh I've got a pretty bad ring of burntness round my neck and shoulders...damn allotment, needs so much work doing to it.
The most asymmetrical sunburn I ever got was on 30th June 1990 at the Nordoff Robbins concert at Knebworth. I spent the vast majority of the time the sun was out with it shining on the left of my face leaving a beautiful tan. Unfortunately the right side was in constant shade and pasty white in comparison.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
The worst sunburn I ever had was when I was 14 and was at the Royal Air Tattoo. Stood there all day watching the planes with the sun behind me, wearing t - shirts and shorts, and with very little sun cream. By the end of the day, the back of my legs we so badly burnt It was sore just to walk and later had to have a bath with camomile lotion (which was embarrassing as my Mum insisted on helping me because I could hardly move by this point).
Still, I saw Concorde! (Not in the bath).
Still, I saw Concorde! (Not in the bath).
goo_mason
Champion barbed-wire hurdler
- Location
- Leith, Edinburgh
I once fell asleep, face down, on a beach in France. My lovely pals pulled my trunks down, so not only did the backs of my legs get burnt, but my bare bum did too. Very uncomfortable drive home, sticking to the plastic back seat of a German Renault 5. Sat in a cold bath in my hosts' house later, before going to bed. I'd gelled my hair after having the bath, and woke up with it still perfectly set next morning as I hadn't moved an inch in my sleep....!
